Ok so last night around 1am Kevin's knees found their way over to my side of the bed, so I pushed them back.
K: What is your problem?!
E: Your knees were on my side.
K: It's because of the suburban parade.
E: What suburban parade?
K: The suburban parade...
K: I don't know why you're laughing it's really legit. (Awake Kevin never says legit.)
E: What is it?
K: Redlands hosts it ever year. People fix up their old suburbans and parade them.
K: You're shaking the bed. Go laugh somewhere else.
E: Ok, so the suburban parade is coming, but why did that make you put your knees on my side?
K: Because I was making room for it.
E: Kevin, do you know what you're talking about?
K: Yes.
E: What?
K: The suburban parade.
And that was it. I almost got out of bed to look up "Redlands Suburban Parade" but Kevin told me this morning he doesn't remember any of it. Thankfully I do.
